Dec
31st
Wed
31st
The well-dressed chimney sweep always wore a soot .
Dec
30th
Tue
30th
When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar—they prefer de brie.
Dec
29th
Mon
29th
The anal wand was invented by the ancient Ass Techs.
Dec
28th
Sun
28th
The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.
Dec
27th
Sat
27th
VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.
Dec
26th
Fri
26th
Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanomynity
Dec
25th
Thu
25th
The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.
Dec
24th
Wed
24th
Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
Dec
23rd
Tue
23rd
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.
Dec
22nd
Mon
22nd
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
